My Life as a Dog Wavs

My Life as a Dog Wavs 1

"The Arrival"

Sound 1
"Are you on fire?"

"Smelly's Dark Secret"

Sound 1
"You're lucky. I hate when they give you those needles and then when they take out the drill."

"Root of All Evil"

Sound 1
"They said it was a piece of...junk."

Sound 2
"I told you so, I knew he didn't do it. I told ya so.

Sound 3
"Yep. He's a keeper."

"The Fugitive"

Sound 1
"I think that went well."

Sound 2
"What kid wouldn't want his own genuine antique railroad caboose."

"Widgeon"

Sound 1
"She blew us all a kiss like we were her subjects or something. Then she dove, perfect half gaynor. 'thunk'."

"The Puck Stops Here"

Sound 1
"It's buddies."

Sound 2
"Exhibit A. Volcanized rubber disc. The puck."

Sound 3
"You are defensemen. Repeat after me, 'I'm a defenseman'. OK don't."

"Soap Gets in Your Eyes"

Sound 1
"On my 13th birthday she dropped me for a 12 year old. She always had a weakness for younger men."

Sound 2
"You can tell her that I don't need to be revitalized...elevated...pasterized or passified. I am what I am. You tell her that."